Daniel DeCapuaDan DeCapua is an accomplished Realtor and stand up comedian. A Real Trends Top 1,000 agent in the U.S., member of the RE/MAX Hall of Fame and has the most positive reviews of any Ann Arbor based agent on Zillow.
Daniel DeCapuaBefore a simple leaky faucet could even be addressed, a listing agent launches into a marathon monologue about his decades-long real estate career — complete with tall tales of asbestos suits, lead paint snacks, and 25,000 “sold homes.” What begins as a routine inspection follow-up quickly spirals into a comedy of ego and exhaustion. Sometimes, fixing the leak yourself is faster than surviving the story.
Daniel DeCapuaIn a world where tech giants race to “revolutionize” real estate, true innovation emerges from the trenches. Meet Dan Vail, the Realtor-turned-inventor behind Open Housies—diapers designed for agents too busy to take a bathroom break. Equal parts absurd and ingenious, this satirical tale exposes the relentless hustle (and questionable sacrifices) behind modern real estate hustle culture.
Daniel DeCapuaEvery real estate agent has faced it — that unforgettable moment when you open a door and the overwhelming smell of smoke, pets, or something stronger hits you. This witty yet insightful piece dives into how Realtors can handle tough conversations about odors, mess, or sensitive home issues using the PEC Method (Personal, Extreme, Comfort). Learn how humor, empathy, and professionalism can turn awkward moments into opportunities to build trust, strengthen relationships, and sell homes faster.